On Line Cookbook

Jimi Blender's Taterrito

Recipe Information
From Jimi B's unfamous culinary kitchen (brobin@micron.com)

Serves/Makes:Approx. 4

  • 4 flour tortillas
  • Your favorite salsa
  • Sour cream (fresh)
  • 2 tomatoes
  • 1 cup (225 ml) of grated cheese (cheddar or your favorite)
  • 1 can of vegitarian refried beans
  • 2 potatoes (Idaho or your favorite state)
  • Grated lettuce (your favorite kind)
  • Optional:
  • Onions
  • Gwawk-a-moulee (translated: guacomole)
  • All-ivs (translated: olives - this one took a little thought )
  • Your favorite mushrooms
  • Cilantro
  • Bran flakes (we use wheaties)
  • Pepper
  • Cook reefer beans.
  • Fry potato wedges.
  • Load it into the tortillas (Ed.)
  • Put on desired toppings.
  • Give left-overs to your favorite dog or slave (we don't condone slavery or salvation or salvitation.)
  • Scatter favorite bran flakes upon floor and dance the tango or favorite dance.
  • This will be very sexy so drink lots of water and don't mary a canary.
This is a combo of two other recipes. It is from the contaminated minds of two stinky American Pigs.